N00b Pwnage. Hilarious.

[Egyptian Myth]

This is me way pwning some n00b that asked for my asl. It's only half the conversation 'cuz I thought we were done for a minute. :/
PH34R THE PWNAGE.


Kimikinssilver (5:34:34 PM): but wait hi wats up hows ur day btw im stupidan expecting pity
Kimikinssilver (5:34:46 PM): i admit it im dumb
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:35:04 PM): Dammit, you said you were gonna go away. So shut up and go away.
Kimikinssilver (5:35:31 PM): noi cant till i apologize
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:35:44 PM): You already did. Like twice. Leave now.
Kimikinssilver (5:36:05 PM): not till i say it right
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:36:25 PM): Then "say it right" and go the f*ck away.
Kimikinssilver (5:39:11 PM): no i cant
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:39:25 PM): THEN GO AWAY.
Kimikinssilver (5:39:30 PM): whats wrong?
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:39:37 PM): You! Now go away.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:40:06 PM): At this point you're just an annoyance, now leave me alone.
Kimikinssilver (5:40:18 PM): wait i know u from somewhere
Kimikinssilver (5:40:41 PM): and yea i cant do nething right i blame myself for everything and its not a pitty trip its the truth
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:40:48 PM): Sure you do. Leave me alone.
Kimikinssilver (5:40:56 PM): its the truth
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:41:05 PM): I don't care if it's the truth, it's still trying to get me to feel sorry for you, NOW GO THE F*CK AWAY.
Kimikinssilver (5:41:15 PM): no im not
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:41:35 PM): I DON'T CARE.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:42:47 PM): I don't want to be your friend, I don't want to hear about your sad, miserable little life, I don't care about your problems, I don't care how nice you're trying to be, I don't care how honest you are, I want you to leave me ALONE.
Kimikinssilver (5:43:24 PM): your an asshole ur the one who has problems
Kimikinssilver (5:43:32 PM): LEAVE ME ALONE
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:43:34 PM): I know. Now go away.
Kimikinssilver (5:43:53 PM): go to hell u pyshco
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:44:20 PM): Been there. Now are you going to shut up and go away or what? You started this conversation. I'm going to reply each time you type to me, I'll only stop when you do.
Kimikinssilver (5:44:49 PM): no uvebeen to hell?
Kimikinssilver (5:44:52 PM): was it hott?
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:45:24 PM): No actually, it was very cold. Now go away.
Kimikinssilver (5:45:38 PM): no brb

May be more to come. -_-'

[The_End]

Rofl...oooh n00bs...you have to hate them...and love them at the same time....

[Measha]

there needs to be like, ...a n00b roast or something...
like a luau!
party!

[The_End]

Or a n00b Brouhaha...that would be funny...or a shindig...

[Egyptian Myth]

Heheh. I wish I had saved the first part. I had thought she was done and exitted out the IM but she wasn't. Dx I'm sure more n00bs will contact me sooner or later though. -.- If you ever have a N00b Pwnage, post it here. n.n <3

[The_End]

That would be basically any conversation with that Thunder d00d....god...he is like the king of n00bs.....and no body hails him....

[Egyptian Myth]

Gothica1199: xx asl
XxEgyptian Mythx: Why?
Gothica1199: asl
XxEgyptian Mythx: Oh God he's gonna pull the Ch00b Pwnage. ._.
XxEgyptian Mythx: You didn't answer my question. Why do you want my asl?
Gothica1199: i just want to know i ask everyone there asl
XxEgyptian Mythx: You still did not answer. Why do you want to know?
Gothica1199: i dont really know i just ask evryone i am talkin to
XxEgyptian Mythx: That's a rude habit.
Gothica1199: asl
Gothica1199: how
Gothica1199: everyone asks me i dont think its rude
Gothica1199: i bet you dont want anyone knowing your age because your probly like 10
XxEgyptian Mythx: One, I am not giving you my asl until you tell me why you want it. And two, it's rude because one would expect another to at least ask his or her name before asking such personal questions as to where they live and how old they are.
Gothica1199: ok whats your name
Gothica1199: then
XxEgyptian Mythx: Ten? If I were ten, I would most likely not use such grammar and vocabulary. You're the one not even capitalizing your I's.
XxEgyptian Mythx: I don't want to tell you because you were rude enough not to ask me that first.
Gothica1199: its not like I am asking you FOR YOUR ADDRESS
XxEgyptian Mythx: Technically, you are.
Gothica1199: NO
XxEgyptian Mythx: Location is where one lives, it doesn't specify merely state.
Gothica1199: when i say asl age/sex/location EX. 10/F/PA
Gothica1199: thats asl
XxEgyptian Mythx: I know what it means commonly, but by definition that's not what it means.
Gothica1199: ASL= NOT AGE/SEX/YOUR ADDRESS JUST STATE GEEK
Gothica1199: YES IT IS
XxEgyptian Mythx: Age, of course, is age, Sex, could either be sexual standing as in straight or gay, or it could be gender, and Location could be anything from state to address.
XxEgyptian Mythx: Well if it were state, it would A/S/S, wouldn't it now?
Gothica1199: no sexualty would be Straight or gay loser
XxEgyptian Mythx: And Sex could be short for that.
Gothica1199: no every one knows it means girl or boy
OnlineHost: “Gothica1199” has left the room.


This was Hf in a chat pulling a Ch00b Pwnage. ._.' You can see me warning everyone at the top. That was the only time I interrupted, the remainder I was hiding under a desk.

Eeee. n.n

[Egyptian Myth]

Whoooo, two in one day! :D
x3 Yeh.
One day I'm going to make a science out of this and write a book and get rich. xD!

Oh, and this was after she interrupted a private rp. She was rping a Naruto charrie riding a Pokemon. o_O


Kutypye96 (5:25:01 PM): why did u leave? i was using sumting called Imagination ever heard of it? cuz oviously u have none of it
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:26:27 PM): You hardly even witnesed us rp, you don't know how large my imagination is.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:26:38 PM): I wasn't commenting on how bad your imagination was though, now was I?
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:26:55 PM): No, I was commenting on how ridiculous Pokemon and Naruto is, in my personal opinion.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:26:59 PM): I didn't say you had to agree.
Kutypye96 (5:27:17 PM): YEA UR IMAGINATION IS SO BIG A GERM CAN BARELY C IT. no wait thats small
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:27:39 PM): OHH, BURRRN. YEAH. I'M SO HURT NOW.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:27:47 PM): We have to resort to CapsLock now, do we?
Kutypye96 (5:27:58 PM): i betcha u ask peeps there asl in chat room only noobs do that!
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:28:06 PM): You haven't seen anything of my imagination.
Kutypye96 (5:28:22 PM): now send me the link to ur chat room
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:28:34 PM): Do I look like I type asl in chat rooms? I only rp, thank you very much. I'm not the one typing "betcha" and not capitalizing my I's.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:28:41 PM): Why the hell would I want to do that?
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:28:48 PM): So you can come and disrupt our rp?
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:28:58 PM): You never even asked if you could join, that was a private rp.
Kutypye96 (5:29:04 PM): no i like to rp
Kutypye96 (5:29:15 PM): blah blah blah blah blah
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:29:18 PM): Good for you, but that was private.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:29:24 PM): And you interrupted.
Kutypye96 (5:29:37 PM): what did i interupt?
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:30:03 PM): A f*cking private rp, which I have now said for the third time.
Kutypye96 (5:30:21 PM): what the sevem realms or ur blues clues chat?
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:30:50 PM): No actually, someone else made that chat but they left so we just stayed in the hopes of being left alone.
Kutypye96 (5:31:21 PM): i like going to the 7realms and final fantasy chat
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:31:39 PM): Good for you, I don't care.
Kutypye96 (5:32:17 PM): i betcha u dont even know where the Final Fantasy chat is
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:33:19 PM): No, in fact, I don't, because I don't care. I only rp with rpers who have the same interest and skills as me.
Kutypye96 (5:34:18 PM): yea ur skill r below level -0
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:35:12 PM): Really? Then why are you the one who either doesn't know how to spell "you" and "are", or is just too lazy to type such?
Kutypye96 (5:36:05 PM): i like typing in computer language where u dont have to spell correctly
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:36:33 PM): You may not have to, but it's proper grammar and spelling and shows much more intelligence.
Kutypye96 (5:37:19 PM): sarcasmn ha ha ha very funny
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:37:46 PM): Oh yes, so very humorous. Doubt you could spell that before I did.
Kutypye96 (5:38:20 PM): everybody can spell that LOL
Kutypye96 (5:39:00 PM): rolls eyes*
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:39:05 PM): Tch. Humorous? I think not.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:39:30 PM): LOL shows bad rping skills too. Real rpers use faces such as "xD".
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:39:49 PM): As does the *s for signifying actions/verbs.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:40:25 PM): Better rpers use ::s or -s.
Kutypye96 (5:40:32 PM): uhg. rolls eyes again* well i use'em when my characters do sumting like punch u in the nose*
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:40:34 PM): And type in full paragraphs.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:40:37 PM): Note the s.
Kutypye96 (5:40:58 PM): zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz snoresville
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:41:14 PM): Ah, so it's not the fact you don't know, it's just that you're lazyass.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:41:18 PM): Or.. maybe both.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:41:19 PM): Hm.
Kutypye96 (5:41:37 PM): u bore me 2 sleep
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:41:55 PM): *You bore me to sleep.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:42:07 PM): That's three errors. Tsk tsk.
Kutypye96 (5:42:11 PM): --__--
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:42:39 PM): If you wish I can correct all of your sentences.
Kutypye96 (5:42:39 PM): i like typing "u" and "r" "i"
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:42:52 PM): But it shows both laziness and lack of intelligence.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:42:58 PM): It's quite shameful, really.
Kutypye96 (5:43:14 PM): listen u tpye how u want 2 i type how i want 2 got it?!
Kutypye96 (5:43:20 PM): type*
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:43:22 PM): Sure.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:43:37 PM): I never said you had to type how I do.
Kutypye96 (5:43:49 PM): question then.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:43:55 PM): I was just stating your seeming lack of intelligence and extreme lack of skill.
Kutypye96 (5:44:09 PM): WHY THE HECK DO U KEEP ON CORRECTING ME!?!?!?!?
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:44:20 PM): To show you stupid you look.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:44:23 PM): It's sad.
Kutypye96 (5:44:42 PM): IT'S NOT LACK OF INTELLINGENCE AND WHAT IS UP TWITH THE ANNOYING BUDDY SOUND!
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:45:10 PM): You told me I had no imagination when you haven't seen me rp, so I'm going to tell you how you look to others online.
Kutypye96 (5:45:17 PM): AND I'M NOT STUPID! I TYPE HOW I WANT TO I DONT HAVE 2 TYPE YOU AND TO AND I
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:45:28 PM): I never said you had to.
Kutypye96 (5:45:53 PM): LIKE WERE POSSED 2 AND I KNOW THAT ISNT HOW U SPELL SUPOSSED I LIKE SPELLING IT ON THE COMPUTER!
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:46:22 PM): Good for you. But again, I never said you had to type correctly.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:46:30 PM): Are you done yet?
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:46:42 PM): I have to eat soon and this is getting boring.
Kutypye96 (5:47:57 PM): THEN WHY THE HECK R U CORRECTING ME IF I DONT HAVE TO SPELL CORRECTLY!?!? NOW JUST GO AWAY SO U CAN GET BACK 2 RPING BLUES CLUES!
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:48:16 PM): Actually Blue's Clues is pretty imaginative.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:48:35 PM): You're the one who IMed me in the first place, and now you're telling me to go away.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:48:43 PM): Conversations with people like you always end up that way somehow.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:48:45 PM): Hmm.
Kutypye96 (5:49:26 PM): I BETCHA U HAVE BLUES CLUES FEETY PAJAMAS AND UNDERWEAR AND BEDDEING AND EVERYTHING! U PROBABLY RP BLUES CLUES ALL THE TIME AND WATCH IT 24/7!
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:49:41 PM): I don't rp it or watch it, but I do have some of their stuff. It's cute. <3
Kutypye96 (5:49:55 PM): how old u gain?
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:50:10 PM): 15.
Kutypye96 (5:50:25 PM): ? okay that is scary
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:50:57 PM): Psh. People wear kiddy stuff all the time. It's cute. Blue's Clues is all I wear, but others have on Winnie the Pooh, Carebears.. Ohh, Carebears is a big one among emos..
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:51:09 PM): To not know that, you would have to be in Elementary School. Tsk tsk.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:52:10 PM): Ugh, I have to eat now. I'll brb. Don't go anywhere, I want to continue this until you get tired and sign off or just block me.
Kutypye96 (5:52:25 PM): eye twitches* barfs* that is a scary image of U wearing that. now carebears i can imagine but not blues clues and winnie the poop. i no i spelled Pooh rong but i call it that
Kutypye96 (5:52:50 PM): i stay on all the time i live in the computer
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:59:30 PM): Back. Alrighty.
XxEgyptian Mythx (5:59:45 PM): Live? Ew. That's disgusting.
Kutypye96 (6:00:42 PM): I live in this IM
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:01:36 PM): That is disgusting.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:01:43 PM): You must be pretty large.
Kutypye96 (6:01:49 PM): i live online i live in a chat room
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:01:51 PM): And dirty too.
Kutypye96 (6:02:06 PM): i am everywhere
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:02:22 PM): Oh, you're God now, are you?
Kutypye96 (6:02:54 PM): i am everywhere in this computer in every computer
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:03:19 PM): OMG TECHNOLOGY GODDESS
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:03:23 PM): That's still disgusting.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:03:54 PM): Poisoning youth's mind, allowing people to post porn and other sick things all over you.
Kutypye96 (6:04:28 PM): LOL! U GOT MY AWAY MESSAGES!
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:05:04 PM): Your away messages? Plural? Yeah no. An Away Message doesn't work like that, Smart One.
Kutypye96 (6:05:30 PM): no i change all the time i have it so nobody see's that i'm away
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:05:46 PM): Hate to disappoint you, but you can't do that.
Kutypye96 (6:05:53 PM): uh huh
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:05:56 PM): It's just not a feature on any IMing program.
Kutypye96 (6:05:56 PM): i kno how
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:06:00 PM): Sure you do.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:07:24 PM): .... Done yet?
Kutypye96 (6:08:13 PM): huh wha i weres sleepin cuz yall put me 2 sleep
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:08:39 PM): 'Yall. Hahahaha.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:09:08 PM): Well, if you're done, then we can cease conversation and I can C&P this conversation for my friends to laugh at.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:09:34 PM): Because it is getting pretty boring now that you're done ranting and being in denial.
Kutypye96 (6:09:54 PM): snoresville!
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:10:02 PM): Exactly. So, done?
Kutypye96 (6:10:53 PM): ur wierd
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:11:00 PM): Thank you.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:11:06 PM): But you didn't answer my question.
Kutypye96 (6:11:12 PM): what?
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:11:18 PM): Are you done?
Kutypye96 (6:11:23 PM): wit what?
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:11:41 PM): Talking to me.
Kutypye96 (6:11:53 PM): making u cry to ur mommy so she has to put u in ur crib and feed u ur ba ba? NOPE!
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:12:24 PM): If I were "crying to my mommy", I wouldn't be typing.
Kutypye96 (6:12:51 PM): it's an uh sumting! dang it i cant think of the word
Kutypye96 (6:13:07 PM): DONT GIVE IT 2 ME MR.KNOWITALL!
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:13:31 PM): .... That made no sense whatsoever.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:13:42 PM): Oh nevermind, you just didn't using puncuation at all.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:13:46 PM): That's why I couldn't understand you.
Kutypye96 (6:13:49 PM): stop puttin me 2 sleep!
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:14:04 PM): If I'm so boring then we can cease conversation and I can C&P this.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:14:09 PM): But I only wanna do that when we're done.
Kutypye96 (6:14:40 PM): fine we''l end this but no C&P!
Kutypye96 (6:14:46 PM): we'll*
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:14:51 PM): Not like you can stop me.
Kutypye96 (6:15:20 PM): too long to C&P
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:15:28 PM): No it isn't.
Kutypye96 (6:15:44 PM): uh huh try it
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:15:52 PM): Okay. I'll e-mail it to you.
Kutypye96 (6:16:05 PM): no in IM and Chat u genious
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:16:31 PM): Well duh it's too long to POST in there, but you didn't say post, you said it was too long to C&P.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:16:35 PM): GENIUS.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:18:30 PM): Done? It seems like you're done. You're taking an awful long time on your terrible comebacks.
Kutypye96 (6:19:04 PM): i just E-mailed the conversation to my friends
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:19:17 PM): Good for you.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:19:47 PM): I'm glad I've inspired you, but unless their intelligence is at the same level as yours, they'll find it hilarious in the sense I've made you look incredibly stupid.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:19:59 PM): AKA, I pwnd you.
Kutypye96 (6:20:28 PM): pwnd?
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:21:02 PM): ......
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:21:05 PM): Wow.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:21:20 PM): You're worse than I thought.
Kutypye96 (6:21:34 PM): i dont know what it mean so what?
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:22:30 PM): Pwnd is a very commonly known expression. It's tragic that you don't know what it means. Therefore it only proves the point I've been making since your choice to start this conversation.
Kutypye96 (6:22:58 PM): 1 wrd 4 ya
Kutypye96 (6:23:02 PM): SHUTUP!
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:23:28 PM): ... Wow, it took me a minute to figure out what you had typed because it was such terrrible language skills.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:23:30 PM): Anyway,
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:23:47 PM): if you want me to shut up then we're done and I can C&P this.
Kutypye96 (6:24:33 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHH! UR SO ANNOYING I ALREADY TOLD U I'LL STOP THE CONVERSATION U MUST ME BLIND! NO JUST SHUTUP!
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:24:58 PM): Okay then. Byyyye. <3
Kutypye96 (6:25:20 PM): better not C&P it
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:25:31 PM): I don't see how you can stop me.
Kutypye96 (6:25:54 PM): why r u doing this?
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:26:14 PM): Doing what? You started this conversation, remember taht.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:26:15 PM): *that
Kutypye96 (6:26:39 PM): i ment C&P it genius
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:27:14 PM): Blah. Whenever I pwn people like you I always C&P the conversation so my friends and I can laugh about it later.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:27:20 PM): Just something to kill time, I suppose.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:27:28 PM): Amuse my friends and such.
XxEgyptian Mythx (6:27:41 PM): But I thought you wanted me to shut up..?

Then like ten minutes later I IMed her again but she had signed off.
My work there was done. ~-~